Vintage Smut Sunday: all shapes and sizes (NSFW – gay erotica)

Righto – I’ve had a busy day, but now the nipper’s gone to bed it’s time to post some smut! Last week I rashly promised you some more unconventional body types from the vintage porn stash, but when I went to look I found an awful lot of skinny lads and only one with a bit of extra flesh on him. Ah well. Here we go with two very thin couples and a lovely curvy chap who looks very pleased with himself. I wonder why? ;D

I don’t think either of these two would win any beauty prizes and there’s not an ounce of muscle between them (er, unless you count the ones between their legs – not that that’s really a muscle, but you know what I mean). Still, I really love this picture. It seems strangely innocent, and the shorter guy’s dick looks like it’s bending up to say hello to his friend.

I love this next guy! He has incipient moobs and love handles, but that doesn’t stop him proudly getting his kit off and showing us his rather impressive package.

This next one looks like a very early picture (20s or 30s, perhaps?)  There’s something a little heroin chic about the bare mattress and their almost emaciated bodies, but I like the blissed out expression on the bottom’s face.

Do you have a favourite from these pics, and why? And what do you think about the prevalence of overly ripped, tanned and manscaped bodies in modern gay porn?

8 thoughts on “Vintage Smut Sunday: all shapes and sizes (NSFW – gay erotica)

  1. I like them! A more realistic set of body types, because we all can’t be bulging with 8.5 set of abs. There’s a connection that says ‘yes I’m all scrawny but there’s someone out there to fuck me too >.<'

    • Yep – it’s good to know that everyone out there can find someone to love them just the way they are. I get a bit bored of seeing bodies that look they’ve been honed using steroids and gym equipment – I much prefer the leaner, working man sort of physique if we’re talking muscles. You can have too much of a good thing.

  2. thanks for sharing… and here’s hoping that my request to get e-mails works this time… for some reason I seem to be off the mailing list! *sniffs*

    • Oh no! I have had some problems with the email subs lately, but I’m hoping it’s all fixed now. For some reason it’s now sending me three alerts whenever I post anything, but at least that’s better than nothing. I just have to hope everyone else is getting the correct number!

  3. I like them – I don’t like seeing all the ripped abs and such. I mean some are attractive but too much and it’s kind of icky. Yes, I know, I’m peculiar :D

    • No – I know what you mean. While I do find a bit of muscle tone attractive, it can definitely be taken way too far for my tastes. Those washboard stomachs can end up looking horribly lumpy.

  4. I rather like the chunky one – doesn’t do anything for me but it’s nice to see someone with a different body-shape! And I’m sure he would appeal to many.

    • There’s something really cute about him, I reckon. I’ll say one thing for ample flesh – it certainly feels wonderfully tactile!

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