The Screwing the System blog tour winners!

Screwing the System coverThe Screwing the System blog tour has been huge fun to write and I’ve really enjoyed reading all your comments, so first up, a big thank you to everyone who took part. You’re the greatest! *Hugs*

Yesterday I crunched all the numbers and fed them through Random.org to find out the winners.

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Congratulations everyone!

The following commenters won an ebook each from my backlist: Emily, Katherine Halle, Alex W, Penumbra, Mimi and Liam.

And the overall grand prize was won by Trix for her comment on Tam Reads, Writes and Rambles.

All winners have been notified by email :)

photo credit: Creativity+ Timothy K Hamilton via photopin cc

 

Nattering today on the Samhain blog

I’ve got a post there today about running, with a tenuous connection to Screwing the System too. Would be nice to hear from some of you if you have anything to add :)

http://www.samhainpublishing.com/2013/02/pain-is-inevitable-suffering-is-optional-2/

I also need to link this before I forget. The lovely Chris at Stumbling over Chaos is hosting a giveaway for Screwing the System. Comment to be in with a chance for a free copy!

http://www.stumblingoverchaos.com/archives/22609

Regarding my last blog post: I will get back to everyone who’s offered their pre-reading services tomorrow. Thank you all so much! Would love to get back to you all right now but I’m flagging and think I need to get myself off to bed for some recovery sleep. I will get this virus beat!

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…

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…and while it’s cold outside, cosy up inside and read some thoroughly warming fiction this December!

Come and join the authors of Winter Warmers this week on our Toe-Tingling, Finger-unFrosting, Neck-Nuzzling, Sofa-Snuggling Blog Tour – all for the purpose of keeping you warm, you understand!

Each day, one of us will chat about the why and how of our warming, heartfelt, romantic and amusing stories. Feel free to chat with any of us about your thoughts for the season – especially if you have equally good ideas to keep warm :) And your comment will also enter you into a draw on Monday Dec 17 to win a FREE COPY.

Yesterday was Clare’s turn, and you can find her blog post here: http://clarelondon.livejournal.com/457799.html

Zwarte PietMy contribution to the anthology is a steamy tale, When in Amsterdam… It was inspired by a visit I made several years ago to the Dutch city during early December, the time of year when they have their Sinterklaas celebration (5th December). I remember being shocked and confused to see the strangest Christmas decorations I’d ever encountered in many of the shop windows: little blackface dolls in floppy hats. To me they appeared to be golliwogs–dolls now all but gone from Britain as they’re deemed to be racist–but they are in fact representations of Zwarte Piet, Sinterklaas’s helper.

When I returned to Britain I had some fascinating discussions with a Dutch friend about it, and she filled me in on the mixed feelings people in the Netherlands have about this enduring tradition. It struck me as being an interestingly complex tradition to hang a Christmas story on–or more accurately, a Sinterklaas story. My point of view character is Brandon, a black man from Bristol on his first visit to the Netherlands to meet his new boyfriend’s family. Over the course of a few hours in Amsterdam, Brandon is exposed to all manner of new experiences as Jos widens his world.

The story actually turned out quite differently–and much more kinky–than I’d intended as my muse was sidetracked by the idea of a sex shop and my two characters heading in there to buy a Sinterklaas present. They also pass by a cannabis coffeeshop–something else the city is famous for. I wanted to get a flavour of Amsterdam into the short story, including the trams and bicycles, the narrow old houses reflected in the canals, and the rooms inside them with their vertical ladders between floors. The hotel Jos and Brandon stay in is on my favourite Amsterdam canal, the picturesque Brouwersgracht. I recommend seeking it out if you ever get a chance to visit this fascinating and beautiful city. And while winter might not be the best time of year weatherwise (those icy winds off the North Sea are something else), there’s still plenty to do and see while you’re there.

Who knows, you might even bump into Brandon and Jos, wandering around hand in hand…
Winter Warmers coverBaby, it’s cold outside! Beat the chill with Winter Warmers – a seasonal anthology

Mulled wine. Butterscotch kisses. Hideous sweaters. Candy at the beach, or a trip to a sex shop in Amsterdam. And the man of your dreams, wrapped around you…

Winter warmers come in many shapes and sizes, from the tongue-in-cheek to the hot-as-hell. Enjoy a quintet of heart-warming tales of men loving men from Clare London, Chrissy Munder, JL Merrow, Josephine Myles, and Lou Harper that are guaranteed to leave you with a smile on your face.

One thing’s for sure—it’s going to be a red-hot Christmas!

Lucky Dip by Clare London
Andy Jackson always knew that class 2C’s help in preparing for the annual Christmas Fair would be a mixed blessing. Then he’s paired up on the Lucky Dip with Greg, the man who dumped him but now can’t keep away, the pupils are either lecturing him on his lovelife or losing bladder control, and no one’s fixed the broken handle on the storage room. It may all be one whoopee cushion too far for him.

Butterscotch Kisses by Chrissy Munder
Matthew Morrison is determined to conquer his fear of heights and achieve a winning outcome. At least, that’s what the best-selling, self-help book he’s listening to promises. Being stuck on a three-story tower in the middle of a snowstorm wasn’t part of the plan. With no St. Bernard in sight, it’s Cute Ticket Guy Adam to the rescue, and an outcome Matthew never anticipated.

Wintertide by Lou Harper
May meets December when Jem and Oscar chance on each other at the Santa Monica Pier, only weeks before Christmas. The two men are separated by age, social status, and their taste in candy, yet if they are both naughty and nice, they might just find holiday cheer together.

When in Amsterdam... by Josephine Myles
Brandon is on his first visit to new boyfriend Jos’s home country, just in time for their Sinterklaas celebrations. But an unexpected detour into a sex shop leads Brandon to new discoveries about himself, and a whole new dynamic to their relationship. The weather may be cold and damp, but Brandon and Jos soon heat things up!

A Pint of Beer, a Bag of Chips, and Thou by JL Merrow
What’s the best gift a young man could get for Christmas? Mohawked saxophonist Liam wouldn’t have picked the hideous collection of knitwear he’s presented with by his mum and his aunties. He’d rather have the gorgeous older man he sees every day while busking at King’s Cross. But with a little Christmas magic in the air, maybe those garish garments are just the thing for attracting a silver fox…

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Vintage Smut Sunday – caption contest results

Thank you all so much for the entries! You’ve all made me chuckle, and it was tough to choose which were my favourites. However, I’ve made a decision, and will be contacting the three winners via email so you can each choose something from my backlist.

Winning captions below, and for all other entries, please see the comments on the original post here.

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The Hot Pressure Blog Tour: contest winners

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The Hot Pressure Blog Tour was a huge amount of fun for Jamie and I to write, and we were so happy to have the opportunity to chat with all you lovely people who left comments along the way.

I used Random.org to pick the winners on Monday, and have now contacted everyone individually. However, I thought the rest of you might want to know who won and join me in a big congratulations to them all. So, the winners of a title of their choice from each of our backlists were: Suze, Judi, Gigi, Stevie Carroll, Alex W., Trix, Jbst, Juliana and Dorome (that’s in post order, as there was one backlist winner per post)

And the grand prize, featuring a range of exclusive items from the stories themselves, was won by Urb, for her comment on the very first post at Joyfully Jay! Congratulations, Urb!!! I’m delighted this prize went to someone who commented on every post along the way. Your owls, T-shirt and other bits and pieces are now in the post.

Right, no more blog tours till my next novel comes out. That means… Next one in four months’ time!

Sorry regular blogging has been suspended this week, but I’ve been busy. I’ll try and make up for it in a few hours as I’ll have a post for you all about the trip to Manchester Jamie and I made earlier this week. There are lots of pictures, and a sneak peek at some of the places you’ll be able to visit during next year’s UK Meet :D

The Hot Pressure Blog Tour concludes!

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Finally, we’ve reached the end. It’s been so lovely to see so many people stopping by to chat–thank you all so much! I do hope I’ve managed to respond to everyone (one or the other of us should have, anyway).

Today then, to finish off Jamie Merrow and I are sharing horror stories about the worst places we’ve ever lived over on Coffee and Porn. Do come and share yours! Leave a comment to be entered in for a chance to win a choice from both our backlists, and a chance at the grand prize (details here).

http://cupoporn.net/2012/10/03/wednesday-whine-wine-with-josephine-myles-and-j-l-merrow/

And guess what–I’m writing Storm and Lightning again, so should have some more for you on Friday :D

The Hot Pressure Blog Tour – day eight

Hot Pressure Blog Tour bannerToday, Jamie Merrow and I are discussing characters’ hobbies over on the lovely Cole Riann’s blog, The Armchair Reader. Leave a comment to be entered in for a chance to win a choice from both our backlists, and a chance at the grand prize (details here).

http://coleriann.com/2012/10/02/do-real-men-knit-a-guest-post-by-josephine-myles-and-jl-merrow/

Just one more post tomorrow over on Coffee and Porn, and then I’ll stop going on about The Hot Floor, I promise! Normal blog service will resume (whatever that means)

The Hot Pressure Blog Tour – day seven

Hot Pressure Blog Tour bannerToday, Jamie Merrow and I are discussing the plot-driven vs character-driven stories over on Bookwenches blog. Leave a comment to be entered in for a chance to win a choice from both our backlists, and a chance at the grand prize (details here).

http://www.bookwenches.com/hotpressureguestblog.htm

I also have a blog post up today on the Samhain blog which is entirely un-Hot Floor related. Ever suffered from a poor memory for numbers, names and lists? I’ve got some great tips direct from a magician :)

http://www.samhainpublishing.com/2012/09/memory-palaces-and-number-pegs/

The Hot Pressure Blog Tour – day six

Hot Pressure Blog Tour bannerToday, Jamie Merrow and I are discussing the “opposites attract” trope over on the lovely DarienMoya’s blog, Pants Off Reviews, today. Leave a comment to be entered in for a chance to win a choice from both our backlists, and a chance at the grand prize (details here). DarienMoya also wrote a lovely review of The Hot Floor yesterday, and of Pressure Head, which I’m linking too:

http://pantsoffreviews.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/guest-post-giveaway-yin-to-his-yang-by.html

http://pantsoffreviews.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/review-hot-floor-by-josephine-myles.html

http://pantsoffreviews.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/review-pressure-head-by-jl-merrow.html

Right. I’ve been promoing my little socks off this week, but I promise a proper, non-book related post tomorrow. It’s going to be over on the Samhain blog, and I’ll link it when it goes up :)

The Hot Pressure Blog Tour – days four and five

Hot Pressure Blog Tour bannerToday, Jamie Merrow and I are discussing denial and all the problems it can cause over on Amara’s blog, Mamba’s Lair, today. Leave a comment to be entered in for a chance to win a choice from both our backlists, and a chance at the grand prize (details here).

http://amaras-place.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/drowning-in-river-in-egypta-guest-post.html

And just in case you missed it, buried in the post about The Hot Floor yesterday, here’s a link to the post about Bad Boys vs. Good Boys over on Tam’s blog:

http://cdntam.com/2012/09/25/do-nice-guys-finish-first/

That’s all for now, folks! I’m trying not to obsess about my Amazon rankings and failing abjectly. Ah well. At least I’ve nearly cleared my inbox backlog at long last.