This week I’m posting a bit late without much comment because I’ve had a busy day with family stuff. However, I promised bad sofas, and have one particularly eye-bending example here, plus the room that interior design forgot.
There are also some weird poses in these. Don’t know if you’ll find them sexy, but they all caught my eye just because I was thinking “what’s going on there, then?”
Enjoy!
Today I give you cigarette porn. Perhaps it’s a reflection of my own bad habits that I always want to collect pictures of guys smoking, but I can’t seem to stop myself finding it sexy. Yes, I know that tasting like an ashtray and having a hacking cough aren’t attractive, but there’s something seductive about a cigarette in a bloke’s mouth.
Perhaps I’m just orally fixated…
I thought we’d do something a bit different this week, and play a game of “hot or not” with some cowboy nudes.
I’d like you to rate each of these three lovely men on a scale of one to five in two different categories, with one being the least and five the best. Please feel free to add comments to explain your rating 
Looks – are they hot or not? (5=scorching, 1=damp squib)
Authenticity – real cowboy, or just a model? (5=genuine article, 1=faking it)
Lets see who comes out on top in each category!
Bonus activity: if you’re inspired, feel free to christen each of them with a cowboyish name.
I just adore pictures of men being shaved. There’s something incredibly trusting about allowing anyone else near your skin with a sharp blade (especially in more intimate parts of the body!)
I found the first two pics ages ago, but couldn’t seem to find any more to make up a weekly post. Then, today, I tapped in the right words to the search engine and voila! Check out the last pic. I’m always a happy bunny when I find gorgeous vintage pics like this 
This week I’ve been immersing myself in writing and editing mmf erotica for an upcoming joint anthology with JL Merrow, so I thought I’d take advantage of it being a het erotica week by dragging out some of my vintage menage pictures. I can’t find any that feature the two men interacting–the women are always between them–but there are plenty out there with some girl on girl action.
I included four this week as one is only a thumbnail. Enjoy!
It’s a week late, so I’d better make it a good one!
These are all pictures that grabbed my attention because they look like the participants have fallen asleep during a blow job. Not what you want out of a porn shoot, but it always amuses me. A couple of these might be genuine “at rest” pictures, but I think the others are just an unfortunate result of positioning and eyes being closed, making it look like they’re kipping on the job. Lazy bastards 
I also included a bonus piccy to make up for not posting last week, because I’m a generous soul like that
I promised you bathtub pics this week, and I know some of you are expecting awful bathroom suites. Sorry, you’ll get those another week, but I wanted to share some of my favourites for other reasons this week.
These ones are all about the bodies. Particularly fine-looking bodies, in my humble opinion
I’m making up for no Smut Sunday last week by posting a bumper double issue this week. I’ve been looking through my files and gathering together some of the worst excesses of 1970s interior decor. Prepare to be horrified as the furnishings fight for attention. Can you keep your gaze on the action? Or like me, do you constantly find yourself drawn to sheer awfulness of the soft furnishings?
I wonder if our current porn is ever going to look quite so amusingly dated…
I’m celebrating pay day with a feast of money shots! I’ve complained before that you don’t tend to find many money shots in vintage porn, but thinking about it, it makes perfect sense. The really old stuff demanded longer shutter speeds and models to hold still, so they really wouldn’t have been possible. The relative lack of them in more recent years has a pretty obvious explanation: it’s just one short moment in a much longer photo shoot, so the shots leading up to the participants shooting their load are bound to outnumber them.
Today then, let’s celebrate spunk and all those areas of the body it can end up being splattered all over
Today I’m in London thoroughly enjoying myself at Eroticon where human sexuality is celebrated in all its diverse forms. What more appropriate week, then, to have one of my occasional girls-only posts?
Hope you enjoy these lovely naked ladies. They’re not excessively sexual pictures, but they’re definitely sensual
